cheapdivorce: (With an angel behind)
2022-09-17 01:57 am

[sticky entry] Sticky: Permissions

[OOC]

Backtagging: Cool with it!
Threadhopping: As long as it makes sense
Fourthwalling: No
Offensive subjects (elaborate): Please warn for incest, especially in "didn't realize they were related until later" instances. (famous instances like Luke/Leia are mostly fine)

[IC]

Hugging this character: Very likely to get you punched or possibly stabbed if done suddenly, she's very much not a hugger at all. Younger kids have a better chance of getting to hug her safely
Kissing this character: Will definitely get you punched if you do so out of nowhere
Flirting with this character: Depends on what your character is like, she may or may not reciprocate. I play her as heterosexual and aromantic, although she's not fully aware of that last part
Fighting with this character: I'm fine with your character just throwing a punch at her. She'll give as good as she gets, most likely someone will have to drag them apart
Injuring this character (include limits and severity): For anything beyond bruises and minor cuts, talk it out ahead of time with me.
Killing this character: Talk it out ahead of time.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: Not applicable for WCB, talk it out beforehand otherwise

Warnings: Audrey enjoys murder a lot and will be casual about it. She may also use ableist/sexist slurs on occasion, although I'll try to keep it to a minimum, but let me know if you want to explicitly avoid it. Most importantly, her canonpoint involves a fictional pandemic that killed a large amount of people due to lack of free healthcare and government support. This was written before the COVID-19 pandemic, but people have definitely noticed the uncomfortable parallels. I will of course warn for mentions of it, but let me know if you'd rather it not be brought up at all. There are also elements of political corruption and manipulation, both exaggerated for comedy and played seriously, which will similarly be warned for and can be opted out of. Some more spoilery warnings include (rot13) rkvfgragvny ubeebe, nypbubyvfz, naq fhvpvqny vqrngvba, which may also come up in non-spoiler context. Let me know if you want to avoid any of those, or spoilers in general for her canon. Also feel free to opt out of interacting with Audrey completely. Comments are screened.

Additional note: If I'm playing WCB CRAU Audrey, she'll be at least vaguely familiar with any of the characters from that cast, as well as Mewtwo (first movie) and Bill Cipher. She also knows about Pokemon now, and is somewhat familiar with Digimon although she'll know them by different terms. Let me know if you would rather she not acknowledge this previous recognition, or not interact with your character at all!

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cheapdivorce: (Is it always our doom to be)
2024-02-07 01:30 am

Sweet Acres Inbox

"This better be important."
cheapdivorce: (We've no choice but to go)
2024-02-02 11:29 am

Open Acres Application

OOC Details


Player: Gray
Age: 30
Pronouns: he/they
Contact: [plurk.com profile] graygriffin
Permissions: Here
Writing Samples:
Text thread
Action thread

Introducing Your Character


Character Name: Audrey Gravescreams
Character Age: Mentally 30, technically has only existed for around six years
Character Species: Human
Character Canon: Trixie Slaughteraxe For President
CRAU: Yes, she got dragged into a murdergame and bonded with several people there, which eventually led to her deciding that she'd gotten a second chance she didn't want to squander
Canon Point: After making a cheap divorce snake bite Lyndon

Per the Setting


Three Items:
-Black metal gritty cyberpunk sword
-Family photo
-Throwing dagger
Grounding Item: A wool hat, similar to the one her sister used to wear.
Canon Abilities & Skills: Audrey is very skilled with most kinds of bladed weapons, although she prefers swords the most. She's also fairly acrobatic and good in a fight, and has some lockpicking skills. She's also kind of good at stealth, but more in the "no one left to raise the alarm" sense.

The sword's edges can heat up if she presses the handle in the right way, allowing it to more easily slice through various materials.
Glitched Abilities: Mundane skills-wise, I'll probably mostly have her glitching "teleport" her in the middle of attacks or movements to inconvenient places. I also plan on having her sword regularly shut down when in the middle of cutting through something and thus getting stuck.

Mental Evaluation


General Morals: Audrey is very impulsive and prone to violence as a first resort. She swears a lot, and can be vulgar towards people she doesn't like, as well as mocking things she thinks are stupid. Also, when people ask her for help, she tends to try to extort them for money or other compensation as a first resort. Her sister was the only person she cared about for a long time, and while that range has expanded slightly she still doesn't befriend people easily. However, she does dislike homophobia due to her own sister being gay, and has a soft spot for kids, being much more willing to offer them help without asking for compensation, or try to comfort them in her own awkward way. She also finds it easier to bond with them in general.

While Audrey used to have a strong tendency to consider violence towards "monsters" as a default, learning that Trixie was able to let headlings, a supposedly-always-violent species, integrate into society, as well as her various conversations with Renamon in her CRAU game, changed that, and she's more willing to consider these situations case-by-case, although in general she's still going to meet violence with violence. She also used to consider Trixie's policies too "soft" and generally only put up with her for the monetary compensation and because she was dating Audrey's sister, but learning of the various consequences has made her realize that, actually, supporting the metaphorical Face-Eating Leopards party is going to end up with either you or a loved one getting their face eaten.

Relationship to Trauma: Audrey had her sister die in front of her, and later learned that her own actions had led to that situation, which caused her a lot of guilt that led her to basically commit suicide by destroying the simulated world she was in, hoping to pass on a message. She feels some sense of relief knowing that the "real" timeline's Klara lived and got married to Trixie, but there's a part of her that still misses "her" Klara and strongly regrets everything she did.

CRAU-wise, she also had to deal with thinking that they were in another Scepter of Death-induced simulation, which led her to reluctantly murder Ganta, who she'd bonded with, in hopes of ending it. The guilt ate at her enough that she confessed in the trial upon a small discrepancy being discovered, and was filled with even more despair upon learning that the Scepter's effects didn't work. During said trial she also had to deal with a bunch of other issues involving the people she'd bonded with, such as Kirishima apparently being guilty of an accidental murder, Yor having her arm crushed and her husband killed, and Selim being revealed as the homunculous Pride. Also she got executed by being impaled by a copy of her sister, so that wasn't fun.

She is trying her best to "make up" for what she did, having defaulted towards protecting Ganta in their final battle against Bill Cipher, and traveling to Robin's world after everything was done to fight against a corrupt system. In general, being active and having a goal helps her keep her mind off things, but she still replays those old traumas in her head sometimes and has absolutely not done any therapy about dealing with them.

Points of Confusion: Since she's already had to deal with learning that she's in a simulated future-predicting timeline, she's going to be more receptive to the idea that she herself is a simulation, and might confuse details of that simulation with the one she's in now. She's also going to not quite remember the exact details of the people she met in Toontown at first, and might mix them together with people she knows from her original canon. She might occasionally also automatically self-censor by swapping words for more family-friendly versions, or refer to Daisy as "the Mayor."

Effects from Daisy: Audrey is most likely to believe the "created" part, but not the "consent" part, since there's no way she'd want to deal with the existential crisis of being in another simulated world. She's probably going to start out thinking of Daisy as mostly some weird clown-girl who isn't even that good at making a simulation, but as more events happen she's probably going to slowly develop more active animosity towards Daisy.
cheapdivorce: (Is it always our doom to be)
2023-02-11 01:45 am

Labyrinthium IC Inbox

"Ugh, what is it? Leave a message, I guess."
cheapdivorce: (We've no choice but to go)
2022-10-15 01:56 pm

We Could Be Regains

Audrey Sock Puppet: It's a sock puppet that seems to crudely resemble Audrey.
ACME Anvil: A normal ACME-brand anvil. Don't drop it on your foot. WARNING: May suddenly self-immolate during funny moments.
Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal!
How to Draw Anime: A book featuring heavily stylized drawing instructions of- specifically your friends on Team Subs.
Fire Stone: May cause evolution in certain types of Pokemon!
Zodiac Shirt: A plain black T-shirt with a Libra symbol on it in teal.
Future's Promise Uniform: The uniform for a rich private school. It's well-made and durable too! The tag on the inside of the coat says "Zoe Blecher". - Returned
Giant Hamster Ball: Big enough for one person.
Why Am I Sweaty?: A book about growing up. Your body explained in horrifyingly uncomfortable detail!
Dinglehopper: This is a fork. It's been badly bent on several of the tines.
Willy's Steamboat: Not to be confused with Steamboat Willy, this is a tiny black-and-white toy boat that's perfect for the tub. Toot, toot!
The Dreamcar: A sparkly, hot pink convertible. You wanna go for a ride?
Leafblower: Rated 10/10 for anti-gnome combat.
Plugsuit: A skintight outfight that smells vaguely like trauma.
Dynamite: Don't worry, it just leaves anything in the blast radius painfully charred and out of order, but unharmed.
Eye-Patch: Plain and black, but functional. Yar har fiddle-dee-dee.
Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Magic 8-Ball: Tell your fortune, as vaguely as possible.
Blue Bacchus: A toy version of a valued member of the team!
Rainbow Pudding: Sadly, that's just the brand name; the pudding's normal color.
What-the-heck-ahedron: A three-dimensional puzzle that is definitely solvable and not impossible.
Cup Noodle: The perfect, self-contained meal. In delicious beef variety.
Sailor Moon Wand: IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I'LL PUNISH YOU! (It's fake, unfortunately, so no magical girl transformation for you...)
Fashionably Suspect Sandals: Ostensibly the plasticy material of the sandals suggest they're meant to be waterproof, so why are they designed with a bunch of holes on top?
The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formalwear.
Gunpla Kit: A model kit for a replica of a giant robot.
Childrens Trading Cards: One pack of eleven cards, have fun trying to build a full deck. Don't worry about the rules.
Leafblower: Rated 10/10 for anti-gnome combat.
A Drying Pan: ...this is just a frying pan, but it's been branded as being exclusively for use in keeping the rain off your head.
Ducktective, Season 1: A full DVD set of the hit mystery series.
Bowtie: In simple, solid blue. It's cool, bowties are cool.
Halo Holder: Crude headwear consisting of a headband and a clothes hanger. The halo it holds isn't real, but it catches the light pretty nicely.
Chicken Suit: That's no man, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKE wait, no, it actually is just a weird suit.
Eye-Patch: Plain and black, but functional. Yar har fiddle-dee-dee.
Fez: Objectively the coolest kind of hat.
Hello, My Name Is ____: An empty nametag, with some glitter markers and fun stickers to decorate it.
WILFRED WARFSTACHE: A bright pink, fake mustache.
Baka Blast: This is...some sort of soda?
Negative-Twelve Dollar Bill: This is literally worthless!
Agent Penguinman: A penguin plush about the size of a child. Judging from the amount of stitches, it looks like it's been through hell and back.
World's Most Distracting Object: A swirling black and white disk on a stick. You could stare at it for hours.
Free "Pizza": What the...? This is just cardboard that's been painted to look like a pizza.
Thunder Badge: Awarded for defeating the Pokemon gym in Vermillion CiRAICHU, GIVE EM ANODDER THUNDA BOLT
Mach 5: A tiny electric car you can ride in! Reaches speeds of up to 5mph!
Punching Bag: It's a body-sized bag that looks like it can either be hung or placed on a stand.
Penguin Sock Puppet: It's a sock puppet that seems to crudely resemble The Penguin.