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cheapdivorce) wrote2022-10-15 01:56 pm
cheapdivorce) wrote2022-10-15 01:56 pm
We Could Be Regains
Audrey Sock Puppet: It's a sock puppet that seems to crudely resemble Audrey.
ACME Anvil: A normal ACME-brand anvil. Don't drop it on your foot. WARNING: May suddenly self-immolate during funny moments.
Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal!
How to Draw Anime: A book featuring heavily stylized drawing instructions of- specifically your friends on Team Subs.
Fire Stone: May cause evolution in certain types of Pokemon!
Zodiac Shirt: A plain black T-shirt with a Libra symbol on it in teal.
Future's Promise Uniform: The uniform for a rich private school. It's well-made and durable too! The tag on the inside of the coat says "Zoe Blecher". - Returned
Giant Hamster Ball: Big enough for one person.
Why Am I Sweaty?: A book about growing up. Your body explained in horrifyingly uncomfortable detail!
Dinglehopper: This is a fork. It's been badly bent on several of the tines.
Willy's Steamboat: Not to be confused with Steamboat Willy, this is a tiny black-and-white toy boat that's perfect for the tub. Toot, toot!
The Dreamcar: A sparkly, hot pink convertible. You wanna go for a ride?
Leafblower: Rated 10/10 for anti-gnome combat.
Plugsuit: A skintight outfight that smells vaguely like trauma.
Dynamite: Don't worry, it just leaves anything in the blast radius painfully charred and out of order, but unharmed.
Eye-Patch: Plain and black, but functional. Yar har fiddle-dee-dee.
Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Magic 8-Ball: Tell your fortune, as vaguely as possible.
Blue Bacchus: A toy version of a valued member of the team!
Rainbow Pudding: Sadly, that's just the brand name; the pudding's normal color.
What-the-heck-ahedron: A three-dimensional puzzle that is definitely solvable and not impossible.
Cup Noodle: The perfect, self-contained meal. In delicious beef variety.
Sailor Moon Wand: IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I'LL PUNISH YOU! (It's fake, unfortunately, so no magical girl transformation for you...)
Fashionably Suspect Sandals: Ostensibly the plasticy material of the sandals suggest they're meant to be waterproof, so why are they designed with a bunch of holes on top?
The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formalwear.
Gunpla Kit: A model kit for a replica of a giant robot.
Childrens Trading Cards: One pack of eleven cards, have fun trying to build a full deck. Don't worry about the rules.
Leafblower: Rated 10/10 for anti-gnome combat.
A Drying Pan: ...this is just a frying pan, but it's been branded as being exclusively for use in keeping the rain off your head.
Ducktective, Season 1: A full DVD set of the hit mystery series.
Bowtie: In simple, solid blue. It's cool, bowties are cool.
Halo Holder: Crude headwear consisting of a headband and a clothes hanger. The halo it holds isn't real, but it catches the light pretty nicely.
Chicken Suit: That's no man, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKE wait, no, it actually is just a weird suit.
Eye-Patch: Plain and black, but functional. Yar har fiddle-dee-dee.
Fez: Objectively the coolest kind of hat.
Hello, My Name Is ____: An empty nametag, with some glitter markers and fun stickers to decorate it.
WILFRED WARFSTACHE: A bright pink, fake mustache.
Baka Blast: This is...some sort of soda?
Negative-Twelve Dollar Bill: This is literally worthless!
Agent Penguinman: A penguin plush about the size of a child. Judging from the amount of stitches, it looks like it's been through hell and back.
World's Most Distracting Object: A swirling black and white disk on a stick. You could stare at it for hours.
Free "Pizza": What the...? This is just cardboard that's been painted to look like a pizza.
Thunder Badge: Awarded for defeating the Pokemon gym in Vermillion CiRAICHU, GIVE EM ANODDER THUNDA BOLT
Mach 5: A tiny electric car you can ride in! Reaches speeds of up to 5mph!
Punching Bag: It's a body-sized bag that looks like it can either be hung or placed on a stand.
Penguin Sock Puppet: It's a sock puppet that seems to crudely resemble The Penguin.
ACME Anvil: A normal ACME-brand anvil. Don't drop it on your foot. WARNING: May suddenly self-immolate during funny moments.
Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal!
How to Draw Anime: A book featuring heavily stylized drawing instructions of- specifically your friends on Team Subs.
Fire Stone: May cause evolution in certain types of Pokemon!
Zodiac Shirt: A plain black T-shirt with a Libra symbol on it in teal.
Giant Hamster Ball: Big enough for one person.
Why Am I Sweaty?: A book about growing up. Your body explained in horrifyingly uncomfortable detail!
Dinglehopper: This is a fork. It's been badly bent on several of the tines.
Willy's Steamboat: Not to be confused with Steamboat Willy, this is a tiny black-and-white toy boat that's perfect for the tub. Toot, toot!
The Dreamcar: A sparkly, hot pink convertible. You wanna go for a ride?
Leafblower: Rated 10/10 for anti-gnome combat.
Plugsuit: A skintight outfight that smells vaguely like trauma.
Dynamite: Don't worry, it just leaves anything in the blast radius painfully charred and out of order, but unharmed.
Eye-Patch: Plain and black, but functional. Yar har fiddle-dee-dee.
Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Magic 8-Ball: Tell your fortune, as vaguely as possible.
Blue Bacchus: A toy version of a valued member of the team!
Rainbow Pudding: Sadly, that's just the brand name; the pudding's normal color.
What-the-heck-ahedron: A three-dimensional puzzle that is definitely solvable and not impossible.
Cup Noodle: The perfect, self-contained meal. In delicious beef variety.
Sailor Moon Wand: IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I'LL PUNISH YOU! (It's fake, unfortunately, so no magical girl transformation for you...)
Fashionably Suspect Sandals: Ostensibly the plasticy material of the sandals suggest they're meant to be waterproof, so why are they designed with a bunch of holes on top?
The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formalwear.
Gunpla Kit: A model kit for a replica of a giant robot.
Childrens Trading Cards: One pack of eleven cards, have fun trying to build a full deck. Don't worry about the rules.
Leafblower: Rated 10/10 for anti-gnome combat.
A Drying Pan: ...this is just a frying pan, but it's been branded as being exclusively for use in keeping the rain off your head.
Ducktective, Season 1: A full DVD set of the hit mystery series.
Bowtie: In simple, solid blue. It's cool, bowties are cool.
Halo Holder: Crude headwear consisting of a headband and a clothes hanger. The halo it holds isn't real, but it catches the light pretty nicely.
Chicken Suit: That's no man, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKE wait, no, it actually is just a weird suit.
Eye-Patch: Plain and black, but functional. Yar har fiddle-dee-dee.
Fez: Objectively the coolest kind of hat.
Hello, My Name Is ____: An empty nametag, with some glitter markers and fun stickers to decorate it.
WILFRED WARFSTACHE: A bright pink, fake mustache.
Baka Blast: This is...some sort of soda?
Negative-Twelve Dollar Bill: This is literally worthless!
Agent Penguinman: A penguin plush about the size of a child. Judging from the amount of stitches, it looks like it's been through hell and back.
World's Most Distracting Object: A swirling black and white disk on a stick. You could stare at it for hours.
Free "Pizza": What the...? This is just cardboard that's been painted to look like a pizza.
Thunder Badge: Awarded for defeating the Pokemon gym in Vermillion CiRAICHU, GIVE EM ANODDER THUNDA BOLT
Mach 5: A tiny electric car you can ride in! Reaches speeds of up to 5mph!
Punching Bag: It's a body-sized bag that looks like it can either be hung or placed on a stand.
Penguin Sock Puppet: It's a sock puppet that seems to crudely resemble The Penguin.